#PSA: Fellas, if you’re driving a black, 4 Door F150…don’t try to pick me up. I will take you for your truck.
“she can’t check her blind spots, because she doesn’t have any slack left in her neck.” —- wtf???
whoever this chick is that keeps walking by w/her baby in the rain with no umbrella needs to get hit in the hip w/a bat.
Q: What’s the toaster oven doing in the shower? A: Getting ready for work.
RT @AnointedPromise: If you’re doing #100factsaboutme but you’re not numbering them or you’ve only got like 11 facts…you need a new plan.
east jesus nowhere #Juno
RT @phrustr8dgenius: so businesses say eff customer service these days, huh? please let me know how you make money that way.
RT @AnointedPromise: “I’m sorry that you annoy me.” -_-
#nw Family Winter Wipeout
i’m still giving @ChrisetteM a chance to offer me a ticket or a pair of tickets to her Nashville show tomorrow. :) (RT for support)
I NEED A COOKIE!